A Complete Bust


(Warning: Imprecise naughtiness forward. Additionally googly eyes.)

 

Sue M. had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:

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Why?
Nicely, based on Instagram:

“We disable accounts that publish content material that’s sexually suggestive or incorporates nudity.”

Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.

 

Now, I might perhaps perceive if Sue’s cake appeared like this:

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Or this:

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And even this:

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And I might undoubtedly perceive if her cake appeared like this:

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Which, as you possibly can see from John’s oh-so-helpful censoring job*, completely appears like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa on the seashore.

(Why sure, I DID solely embrace this one to share that visible. YOU’RE WELCOME.)

 

After all we right here at Cake Wrecks aren’t any strangers to being banned from social networks for posting “suggestive” truffles, so permit me to supply the next recommendation:

Something vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned as a result of AMERICA, and we do not want that sort of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so simply steer clear.

….except after all it is man boobs.

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These are cool.

 

SO BRING ON THE MAN BEWBS!

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Or, you understand, do not.

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Severely, you possibly can cease now.

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AAAAAAND WE’RE DONE.

 

Due to Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who shouldn’t be completely satisfied to see us, and after that, who might blame her?

*Observe from john: I am simply glad I used to be capable of prevent all from seeing obscene obscenity. You are welcome.

*****

P.S. Whereas we’re speaking bewbs, here is a shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:

Warner’s Simple Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra

 I like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. These are all I put on now! I watch the itemizing and purchase any shade that goes below $20, and proper now there are 7 colours on sale for $17.99. Go see!

 Oh, and make sure to test the picture gallery for a greater concept of how these look on bigger tracts of land.

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